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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced


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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.


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My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got lumps, hun!


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autoeuphoric:

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pleatedjeans:

the real pusheen!

pleatedjeans:

the real pusheen!


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goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9