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  • Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  • Me: I have seen every episode, go on

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underratxd:

Relationship Status: Nah


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goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday


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  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

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crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

that’s the spirit


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bannannibal:

Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great


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breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ


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assdownloader:

this is the face of a broken man